JFK I hardly knew you, because I was born in 1989
New polls suggest that 99% of all individuals born after 1962 recall the assassination of JFK as, “something that definitely happened” while 1% recall it as, “a deeply traumatizing experience on a personal level.” This has come as a shock to many individuals born before 1962 who are unable to understand how anyone could not view the event through a personal lens, suggesting that the majority of individuals born before 1962 have a very poor understanding of how memories and personal experiences work. A similar poll of individuals born before 1962 shows that 99% of them view the assassination of Abraham Lincoln as, “something that happened” while 1% viewed it as, “a deeply traumatizing experience on a personal level.” 1% of individuals participating in the second poll were later burned at the stake for witchcraft.