Energy Drinks are Interchangable with Water!
Monster Energy is once again under fire for failing to properly label its popular energy drinks as “not a viable alternative to water.” The company is being sued by the mother of Alex Morris, a 19 year old who reportedly consumed two 16 oz cans of Monster every day for three years until his heart just said, “Fuck it!” The case comes less than a year after another suit was filed against the company by the parents of Anais Fournier, a 14 year old who died after consuming 48 oz of the energy drink in one day. Fournier had a history of heart disease and was evidently attempting to remedy medical science’s ongoing mistake of circumventing natural selection. The majority of energy drinks are classified as nutritional supplements and are therefore not subject to FDA regulation, a fact many consumers are unaware of. This has led to people consuming the product without examining the label, or researching the ingredients, or considering whether their medical history might make the produ...