Hey Gun Owners! "Science" Says You're Racist!
A recent study found that people who own guns and oppose gun control legislation are more likely to be racist than people who don’t own guns. The study carefully measured racism through a barrage of highly technical tests that eliminated the racial-bias that is present in all individuals to clearly identify those individuals who are objectively racist. At least that was the original plan before the researchers decided that was too much work and just wrote “conservative=racist” on a white board and called it a day. The research paper submitted explains how measures of symbolic racism were used to identify racist attitudes. Symbolic racism is measured by a series of questions regarding social welfare and affirmative action where favoring limited government is the same as suiting up in white every Friday to watch Birth of a Nation with your local KKK chapter. Admittedly the symbolic racism test was not developed by the gun-racism research team so the test questions aren’t necess...